Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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