Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Couch. On fire.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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