Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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