The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
