whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There r osticjed everywhere
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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