Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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