i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
tell me about the fingering
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