Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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