Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize