i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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