So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
