so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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