dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Randomize
