just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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