its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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