just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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