Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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