1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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