When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
