we're blogging at a bar
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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