So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
