you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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