Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
