remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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