Don't you send me to vm
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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