is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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