I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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