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Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The struggles of a small town man whore
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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