I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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