i just wanna soil my oats bro
My Higher Power is John Stamos
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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