Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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