dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
