Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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