It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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