Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
