I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You can't special order awesome
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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