You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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