ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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