school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My vagina just recognized that song.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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