i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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