i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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