your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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