Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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