i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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