Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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