what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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