Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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