no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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