Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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