Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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