but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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