I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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