my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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